An introduction to my pallet

So, I think I've eaten at every restaurant in the South Bay and have the best judgment of every dish, or so I told my co-workers.. But I have some tough competition. My co-worker, Jason, says he has me beat.. Well.. he's probably two feet taller, and a few inches wider, so he might be right. But I'll leave that for all of you to decide. Everything he tries is "the bomb", while, all the food I try has to beat my mom's cooking. And that's not an easy feat. I've been a critic my whole life, from music to movies, to food and recreation. In my eyes, nothing is impossible, but there's always room for improvement. So, here we go, on this journey toward perfection.. Let's see what you think!